Whoa, easy does it! You're going to unwrap yourself into oblivion!

(voiceover) I never thought I'd say this, but... our beach party just got a whole lot more wrapped up!

(in a dry, papery voice) Sun... was... scarce... in... tomb...

(whooping) Rrraaahh! Party... like... it's... 3000 BCE!

Uh, can I help you... mummy?

(in a spooky voice) Rrraaahh... Party... I sense... fun...